jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Christmas tree idea: hang a bunch of silver-painted buttplugs as ornaments and no one can tell the difference.

i saw citrus twee at wal*mart and she was calling the cashier a "stupid twink" and knocking over piles of canned beans

the coochie elf is a twink now

Download A Car by sp00t https://web.archive.org/web/20100823212937im_/http://customize.org:80/bb4win/themes/67687

tall girl: *exists*

me: 💖💖💖

when your a italian in a cramped kitchen preparing dips for a small gathering of friends

"eyyyy im guaccing here"

@Gaynebula @queerchangeling

@Gaynebula You know why

Ok Google why the FUCK do I have a crush on Bowser and why do so many fellow gays(TM) agree with me

greasing myself up and sliding around my living room floor in a pile of oil, carpe diem motherfuckr

i'm gnot a gnelf... i'm gnot a gnoblin... i'm gnonbinary!

Wow just heard about this Goatse thing and uh wow

@danishcookies @deathsentence Big fat ribcages are still in, I see.

they don't call me the piss king of ass mountain for nothing

So if you're ever on jury duty and think the law is unfair, just fuckign say 'not guilty' even if they broke that unfair law, nobody can stop you and a hung jury = free to walk. Or if you just want to give a 'fuck you' to the cops who put all that work into building a case.