jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

France France Revolution

my family gave me a raspberry pi 3b+ and a rainbow case for it and I'm excited to put it together!! it has *four* usb ports, a wifi antenna and bluetooth!!

i'm gonna make it into a media server for my music collection!!

i shidded and farded

Mastodon really rewards you for just... going off on one. It's so nice.

I feel old habits kicking in- trying to engineer content that'll get boosts- then some weird vent thread I started yesterday will make the rounds instead.

Maybe I'm just lucky..? But I feel this platform actively resisting my worse tendencies in ways I hadn't expected. I'm grateful for that.

That's how it *should* be.

Think I'll be sticking around for the foreseeable future. ❤️

@bitchphomet parenting reflex

y'all would love my wife. a TSA agent once waved her through, then waved at her angrily bc she had to stop for a moment to gather her things, and she looked at them and said "use your words,"

every time a cissie asks if i like drag race my pool of beatific patience gets one drop lighter and i get one step closer to blotting out the sun with forbidden gender magicks

Christmas tree idea: hang a bunch of silver-painted buttplugs as ornaments and no one can tell the difference.

i saw citrus twee at wal*mart and she was calling the cashier a "stupid twink" and knocking over piles of canned beans

the coochie elf is a twink now

Download A Car by sp00t https://web.archive.org/web/20100823212937im_/http://customize.org:80/bb4win/themes/67687

tall girl: *exists*

me: 💖💖💖

when your a italian in a cramped kitchen preparing dips for a small gathering of friends

"eyyyy im guaccing here"

@Gaynebula @queerchangeling