jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

watching my bread rise like

@wingodingo
i cant my mom would be mad :(

@wingodingo
once people start building largescale armed communes with independent infrastructure

or rioting i guess, thats good too

If you hold your pee in for long enough you'll eventually sweat it out

DOGS are COMRADES

@Dayglochainsaw abolishing capitalism, as a bit, but like, also mostly for real

Hmm it appears that I deleted this from my .social for some reason so I’m going to post it here for posterity.

when will my duck come home from the war. oh wait thats right, ducks cant walk

yall ever noticed that lesbian romantic relationships have like, a totally different tone than het ones?

i was watching a het couple today and they were just absolutely taking the piss out of each other and i was like "i feel like my girlfriend would find the idea of playfighting like that just straight-up fighting"

me gay, me gay

If he's gonna leave me on read, Imma leave his dick on dry

it is a shame that there's nowhere closer to buy any good music but i guess it's just not a thing anymore!! even tho big retailers never even offer anything worth buying anyway!! i'm not salty!! not one bit!!

this is a joke i live about an hour away from a cluster of independent record stores and half an hour to forty-five away from two others