jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

also the elephant is replaced with this

starting a new instance (thicc.nicc) where the notification sound is a clip of nic cage saying “i’m gonna steal the declaration of independence”

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

can’t believe some milquetoast neolib twitterer misgendered AND misaged maddie AND failed to use proper mla citation

white jesus can’t jump

slide into the DMs like, ‘hey,,, wanna finish what the congressional baseball shooter started?’

my 11 year old nephew said "DICK CHENEY MADE MONEY OFF THE IRAQ WAR"

hell yeah im a democrat *cough* excuse me, democratic confederalist

US imperialism - bad
The YPJ/G - extremely Good

This is a YPJ stan account

i, for one, think it is possible to think both assad and us imperialism are bad *logs off*

anything: *happens*
white cishet dude: here’s my opinion,

the easiest way to get boosts on this website is to dunk on white cishets

watching my bread rise like

@wingodingo
i cant my mom would be mad :(

@wingodingo
once people start building largescale armed communes with independent infrastructure

or rioting i guess, thats good too

If you hold your pee in for long enough you'll eventually sweat it out