jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@LoveyDoveyArcticWolf you took the right path

Crimes from @Gaynebula

@lynnesbian "fuck off icarus" — the Sun, probably.

*flies too close to the sun*

@neufv
sometimes, to ensure i breathe clean air, i remove people like you from the planet

also the elephant is replaced with this

starting a new instance (thicc.nicc) where the notification sound is a clip of nic cage saying “i’m gonna steal the declaration of independence”

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

can’t believe some milquetoast neolib twitterer misgendered AND misaged maddie AND failed to use proper mla citation

white jesus can’t jump

slide into the DMs like, ‘hey,,, wanna finish what the congressional baseball shooter started?’

my 11 year old nephew said "DICK CHENEY MADE MONEY OFF THE IRAQ WAR"

hell yeah im a democrat *cough* excuse me, democratic confederalist

US imperialism - bad
The YPJ/G - extremely Good