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whenever you define a system, you have also defined its negation. this has been known to cause problems

The tech industry: a thriving community of folks telling you to solve your own fucking problems you pleb bitch btw emacs is trash and nobody cares that you run Arch.

@eightbitsamurai "Gawrsh Donald, I thought it was because we serve an authoritarian despot who forbade us from doing it."

@byttyrs

historical materialist / metaphysical nonmaterialist crew

@bobby_newmark
@dankwraith
The universe going for a heat death is actually because of iteration error. Clear the buffer, reset and then recalibrate. If the problem continues, pray to God for customer support.

if you study math in any kind of abstract way you eventually either 1) become a nonmaterialist or 2) become a tegmark-esque chump who thinks that the entire world is literally numbers, like literal ass numbers

@LoveyDoveyArcticWolf@otherkin.club
I now got 3 genders and an identity crisis :(

@neufv@cybre.space
Jokes on you, my IDE already do this on its own and fuck up my indent.

@neufv@cybre.space
@lynnesbian
Your comments burn my crops and reduce my research deadlines by one month.

@neufv
sometimes, to ensure i breathe clean air, i remove people like you from the planet

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