jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I'm now in the "golden state." There's lots of stores. I'll keep you updated as things progress.

the thing i like about the fediverse is how it's decentralised so no single company can exert massive power over the internet :)

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sex isn't real but flirting may be

*white boy voice* I don't get the Rush song "Red Barchetta" . . . what's up with all the sci-fi elements? How's a song about driving a car exciting at all?

kiss her on the gay agenda

i'm really trying to stick with stuff i know with this bit tbh and it's getting hard to find stuff to painfully miss the point on for a joke

my 11 year old nephew said, "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome. I Hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!"

my 11 year old niece said, "im a girl"

i said "cool me too"

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gonna use transhumanism to wire my prostate to a taser giving me an instant nut button