jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

ever since i started using mastodon and made friends my fucking general state has improved. the absolute madman has genuinely gotten over a real deep depressive episode with the power of friendship.

my stinky cat woke me up at some unholy hour for snuggles, it was adorable though so cant really complain

*sweeping the floor of a barber shop* "gonna make some hair fritters tonight..."

i can’t get my 4yo to stop saying the f word lol fuck

this is as of 2015...take your pick

@JohnBrownJr the challenges of raising a twitch streamer are varied and interesting.

alexa, which countries will not extradite me to the US for treason

All Out Against #Bolsonaro! - An Appeal from #Brazil - #antifa #Nenhumedeles #ForaTodos #elenao Read here --> https://enoughisenough14.org/2018/12/28/all-out-against-bolsonaro-an-appeal-from-brazil/

i;m quirky trans bune

@lynnesbian
Get owned liberal. Now look at my epic Ben sharpie meme. 😎😎😎😎😎😎 #libsowened

race in Latin America is much more complicated and also works differently than in the United States but one thing missing from the discourse of how the trump administration talks about and treats Puerto Rico is that Puerto Ricans as a people are majority black. the majority of us have African roots though exact numbers are hard to get its estimated at at least 52%

@dirt

420-0 to me, cis nerds 😎 get good

@neufv if this is the most shocking thing you've seen on the Internet, I have some news for you

science says i'm pretty. don't believe me?

girls are pretty
i'm a girl
therefore i'm pretty!

try it at home! you may be surprised at the results!