jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I'm calling your pussy the binary, because I'm gonna fuck it

this was the thing i got myself

This advert is awful and 90s and probably the reason why some of y'all have inflation fetishes

https://clips.twitch.tv/CalmTrappedMochaRiPepperonis

for some reason I'm tumblr its standard to have a before you follow page on your blog which seems good in theory, but in reality you just list the hottest takes you can think of

it’s my son... he’s going through a Chapo phase

Harry Potter and the Problematic Instance

ok but my dick is cleaner than my hands

tired: "gay" rainbow-lit cat
wired: g a y l i g h t i n g o t t e r

not to brag or anything but i haven’t been on facebook in like eight years