jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es
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RT @KrangTNelson@twitter.com
[tenderly kissing every single police officer in america squarely on the butthole] oi oi am I right
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1079503096240398336
@Kirin This is slander! Cats would never succumb to hierarchies! No State no owners!
@cheyenne blockt and reported
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this asshole just struts around like he owns the place and nobody does shit about it. no more...no fucking more
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joke about killing gamers
kirby's epic gamercide
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horses are NOT legal
@Kirin All cats are anarchist. This comrade right here is waiting for a chance to assassinate Stalin for his crimes.
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my only memories from childhood:
- loving my wii more than i loved my family
- pretending to be a boy on club penguin to get a gf
- ugly crying on my 10th birthday bc my mom didn’t get me gta v
@burgin @lynnesbian I declare you...NOT VALID 👨⚖️
@larrydavis @garfiald Valid. Sorry I read that as "Simpsons" and was very confused
@larrydavis @garfiald The gremlins that still believe in JKR
@larrydavis @garfiald Correction: Harry Potter is the whitest shit in the world
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@lynnesbian cultural Marxism is when you put women in Ghostbusters. Societal Leninism is when you put black people in star wars
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CULTURAL MARXISM
VERSUS
SOCIETAL LENINISM
FIGHT
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why the fuck is there a bunch of white men debating whether or not "cultural leninism" has gone too far in my mentions
this has been going on for TWO DAYS
food, nsfw
@wintgenstein Well then I volunteer to sacrifice for science.
food, nsfw
@wintgenstein Is eating ass considered good luck?
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at this point, the only logical conclusion is that being on mastodon makes you charming and good-looking
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