jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

sorry that’s probably the worst thing I have ever posted

if you are a ace exclusionist please kindly insert a thermometer into your urethra and break that sucker off

some might say this is harsh, but I believe upon closer examination you will realize it is fair

court adjourned

May this year be good to every guy, gal, and non binary pal 🎉 🎉 🎉

op op op op
organising hip-hop concerts with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, with a project called Corner Prophets, with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts style

capitalism encourages innovation! where else are you gonna come up with things like *checks notes* bulletproof backpacks?

i wish instead of nodding for yes we did like they do in india where you bobble your head to indicate yes. there's also a different bobble to indicate maybe which we do not have

I literally just said the unabomber did nothing wrong and shut everyone the fuck up oops

Imma radicalize these normies or be ostracized trying.

@CornishRepublicanArmy i'll make as many shitty videos as you want ❤️

@lanodan you can also scroll down slightly before clicking it, which stops it from moving
or click the post to expand it, then boost it from the expanded view
i know it's a shitty workaround but it works

@lynnesbian when the discourse starts and you're already tired of it

@lynnesbian your "basic american" accent is getting really good

mastodon? more like ASStodon! all i wanna do is boost a post, but right as i go to click it, some other post moves it out of the way! what a shitload of fuck. and sometimes, everyone just makes their profile picture the same. yeah. that's their idea of a joke. and i'm NOT making this up. oh, and don't even get me started on the north korea discourse. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

she's the angriest tooter you've ever heard
she's the angry mastodon nerd

I don’t feel so great right now. After all, I haven’t taken a shit all year!

@SanfordianPhil @starwall @007 @JohnBrownJr @Aleums @kioskwitch @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand it will become an Ouroboros and become eternal

@SanfordianPhil @starwall @007 @DylTheFunkyHomosexual @Aleums @kioskwitch @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand this his how piasanos eadda da poussey