jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

It's time for Linux on the crop top

made my dreams into a reality...

there’s still plenty of time left in 2018 for me to try to top it

sorry that’s probably the worst thing I have ever posted

if you are a ace exclusionist please kindly insert a thermometer into your urethra and break that sucker off

some might say this is harsh, but I believe upon closer examination you will realize it is fair

court adjourned

op op op op
organising hip-hop concerts with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, with a project called Corner Prophets, with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts style

capitalism encourages innovation! where else are you gonna come up with things like *checks notes* bulletproof backpacks?

i wish instead of nodding for yes we did like they do in india where you bobble your head to indicate yes. there's also a different bobble to indicate maybe which we do not have

I literally just said the unabomber did nothing wrong and shut everyone the fuck up oops

Imma radicalize these normies or be ostracized trying.

@CornishRepublicanArmy i'll make as many shitty videos as you want ❤️

@lanodan you can also scroll down slightly before clicking it, which stops it from moving
or click the post to expand it, then boost it from the expanded view
i know it's a shitty workaround but it works

@lynnesbian when the discourse starts and you're already tired of it

@lynnesbian your "basic american" accent is getting really good

mastodon? more like ASStodon! all i wanna do is boost a post, but right as i go to click it, some other post moves it out of the way! what a shitload of fuck. and sometimes, everyone just makes their profile picture the same. yeah. that's their idea of a joke. and i'm NOT making this up. oh, and don't even get me started on the north korea discourse. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!