jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I feel like starting a tabletop gaming store but running it as a bossless syndicate as I start to get people joining

@thufie in 2019 we copy that floppy 🙌🙌

twitter was like the pre-2018 Black Eyed Peas, Mastodon is the Post-2018 (actually good) Black Eyed Peas

Just Add Water hellthread

concept: a hellthread with just me

Are you kidding? Of *course* strong jawlines are hot.

The JK in JK Rowling stands for “Just Keep” as in “Just Keep Rowling Rowling Rowling Rowling YEAH!”

Get eugen to boost turban sage 2k19

"Healthcare is a right is slavery" - people who apparently never heard of public education... though that's not surprising.

Wondering if the two relationships ARE actually similar, AND, whether I’m still high from last night

I say this with an open and loving heart: the more I try to understand, the less I understand.

A "Class 2" (of 3) warning for the #StormAlfrida has now been extended to cover the entire County of Stockholm, as the storm has hit even harder than previously predicted, reported SR.

[me after being up for five minutes]
what a day this has been

one day i'm gonna get so bored that i'll create an account called "naibsennyl" with an upside down version of my profile picture and post about being straight and using windows

@danishcookies @lynnesbian
Having breakfast at 150+ MPH is *always* a feature

Annual report says Israeli soldiers killed 312 Palestinians in 2018 and 310 of those with live ammunition; four times more killed than in 2017.
http://imemc.org/article/report-israeli-soldiers-killed-312-palestinians-in-2018/

today we’re all a year older GIMME BOOSTS

*epicly owns another mastodon user* haha u my friend just got TOOTED