jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts they were all no nutters

the funniest writer bro thing is to make their Facebook status a quote from their poetry with quotation marks and all instead of just posting the poem

The doziest boy (also yes I live under this blanket)

🅱️rother, may i have some 🅱️oochie

@a_breakin_glass all solid objects emit a little thermal radiation, that's just the nature of things. if you hover your palm over your other hand, you can feel your very own glow as warmth...

Stars can't be green for the same reason you can't make iron glow green-hot! It goes from dull red, to white hot, to bluish hot. The thermal blackbody radiation curve that peaks in the green has equal parts blue, green, and red, so it appears kind of yellowish-white to us. If green stars were possible, our own sun would be exactly that! If you think about it, you're glowing like a star right now, just only in the infra-red spectrum, can't see it (unless you have an infrared heat camera) ✨

This is my life's dream now until the revolution

I feel like starting a tabletop gaming store but running it as a bossless syndicate as I start to get people joining

@thufie in 2019 we copy that floppy 🙌🙌

twitter was like the pre-2018 Black Eyed Peas, Mastodon is the Post-2018 (actually good) Black Eyed Peas

Just Add Water hellthread

concept: a hellthread with just me