jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es
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@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse
Nah they were nutting on washington.
@JohnBrownJr
@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse
It definitely has nothing to do with a hydraulic press
@JohnBrownJr @laser
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Animal violence
@JohnBrownJr @Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts *shoots your dog* aww dag
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@laser @Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts you'll never take me alive, copper!
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@JohnBrownJr @Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts *pulls up shirt collar and whispers* gotem
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@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts @laser that's right he was selling drugs to me
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i just made and consumed a pb&j in less than three minutes ama
@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse @JohnBrownJr
And drink a cup of constitution juice
@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse
Make it the rule that every new president has to swallow a piece of the constitution to show allegiance to it.
@JohnBrownJr
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@Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts they were all no nutters
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"brutus" julius gasped, spitting blood "my dude"
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the funniest writer bro thing is to make their Facebook status a quote from their poetry with quotation marks and all instead of just posting the poem
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The doziest boy (also yes I live under this blanket)
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🅱️rother, may i have some 🅱️oochie
@Dayglochainsaw
Tho your hard drive my explode and kill you too
@laurie
kung pow penis it
@starwall
I don't think you can see clearly infrared radiation from reptiles as their bodies is the same temperature as their surroundings.
@a_breakin_glass
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@a_breakin_glass all solid objects emit a little thermal radiation, that's just the nature of things. if you hover your palm over your other hand, you can feel your very own glow as warmth...
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