jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@dirt this is the funniest shit I've ever heard

In the future the giraffes are striped red and white all the way up and have blinking lights on top to avoid colissions as they evolve to cross roads and duck beneath airplanes.

In the future, snakes have evolved to be able to see wifi and cell phone signals so they know when humans are coming.

Things a truscum position isn't:

>Radical or materialist
>Scientific or medical
>Authoritative or meritable
>Grounded in reality
>Worth entertaining even tentatively

Things it is:

>Laterally violent
>Cruel
>Vindictive
>Objectively incorrect
>Potentially lethal

Unless we want our own to suffer and die, we have to be as continually vocal about this as we can healthily take. It's a stark choice but it's the reality we inhabit.

Fuck. Truscum.

my flex:

trans women are immortal

here’s my embarrassing flex, the only notable thing any of my exes did was become a cage fighter

my waifu left and took the kids

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE

i hate myself for the tiny part of my brain which, for some reason or another, compels me to toot about toenails

destroying the auteur theory

+ I think they have two
+ I think Klingon women are built like hyenas

Klingon D, hyenas, genitalia

It's time to u-u-u-u, u-u-u-u-uwu!