jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

opening up a save file from 2013 perfectly mimics the disorientation of a good blackout

you dont need to go to school if youve got a mastodon account

Heads up:

wagesofsinisdeath.com is a Westboro Baptist Church "fan site" run by a 4channer who wants to "trigger the libs"

freespeechextremist.com and smuglo.li have added Nazi emojis

Just so y'all know

im literally scraping the last bits of peanut butter out of this massive jar to eat off the knife (spoons aren’t long enough) while sitting pantsless in bed. i am truly at peak me.

And the moral of the story is:

-Aftercare is important for tops too!
-Communication is important during and outside of scenes.
-Tightly scripted D/s scenes written by a “sub” are not power exchange but fantasy fulfillment.

The gender of the day is a dark nebula.

Went crawling back to Reddit lol. :/ I don't miss Facebook at all & barely use Twitter but it's hard to give up all the useful stuff over on aliensite, & I got tired of having to look at the crappy default front page and remember the names of every subreddit I wanted to check for research stuff. Plus they've of course made it real annoying to browse the mobile site logged out & not using their app 🙄 Back to rubbing elbows with sleazes, but at least I can heavily curate my experience over there.

me, a lazy piece of shit: *is a lazy piece of shit*

this symbol means there are between 0 and 3 sad onions in the box.