jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@ben these are the same assholes who would buy some new expensive electronics just to smash them with a bat and set them on fire.

@lyliawisteria this is more like the people who buy season tickets or expensive shoes after they're already angry for the sole purpose of destroying a product they have legally purchased.

@ben probably the same people that burn season tickets and expensive shoes they already paid for.

I hope whatever instance admin spent $10 setting up that new domain name for their bot that yells at people about the bible thinks it was worth the five seconds they wasted for every instance admin who had to defederate.

opening up a save file from 2013 perfectly mimics the disorientation of a good blackout

you dont need to go to school if youve got a mastodon account

Heads up:

wagesofsinisdeath.com is a Westboro Baptist Church "fan site" run by a 4channer who wants to "trigger the libs"

freespeechextremist.com and smuglo.li have added Nazi emojis

Just so y'all know

im literally scraping the last bits of peanut butter out of this massive jar to eat off the knife (spoons aren’t long enough) while sitting pantsless in bed. i am truly at peak me.

And the moral of the story is:

-Aftercare is important for tops too!
-Communication is important during and outside of scenes.
-Tightly scripted D/s scenes written by a “sub” are not power exchange but fantasy fulfillment.