jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@BestGirlGrace wow, that whole instance is trash, hahaha - that's one for the block list

Nancy, let me be the first to say: welcome to Mastodon, and I hope you enjoy your stay here.

for reference here is what i hear every time one of you is called queen (kate singing! eye contact! bad skin and worse lighting!)

lesbians

what the fuck

Y’all ever just stare at your partner cause they are so hot, and then they catch you and are like “What??”

And you go “oh nothin’”

...yeah, me neither. 😘

i actually let folks at work know that my preferred pronouns are they/them OR she/her today

it was a pretty nice low-key way to be like "hi, im enby, nice 2 meet u"

i was afraid of doing it bc i wondered how people would take it, but it seemed to go over relatively well, i suppose, at least with the folks i told

im going to kill god.

Lol just remembered that some guy got mad at me on new year's cause I heard him mention cops and drunkenly said "acab bro" to him and he was like "my dad's a cop"

my cat just watched me shower

my cat: *follows me around from room to room, sits on my lap throughout the day, wakes me up every morning by sitting on me and purring*

me: does my cat like me?

The men of the future will yet fight their way to many a liberty that we do not even miss.
-- Max Stirner

#anarchism #quote #bot

@diodelass the physical behavior of the universe is often moot to ethics. As an example, note how it doesn't really matter WHAT being transgender or enby is or WHY people are this way, it only matters that we deserve fundamental rights that others want to deny us of.

if i’m not on some sort of watchlist, somebody’s not doing their job imo

Items in smash are the fucking dumbest thing fuck items