jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@annachronism @WeedSenpai
there's like, a real intense angle to the phrase "cum infection" and I'm trying go figure out what exactly it is but i think it involves turning into a slimegirl

@CoronaCoreanici will you put the 'ram' in 'ramification'

Holy shit, this blew up harder than on hellsite

Here's my soundcloud: lorx.us/favor

And a worthy call for help I saw recently: https://weirder.earth/@dzuk/101344397780481949

If any of you ever need a math consultant for your naughty teacher porn blackboards PLEASE contact me, PhD students don't make enough and I want to put hilarious overly well-thought out math in unlikely places and I'm available for very reasonable rates

𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸

@garfiald

🎅: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!

👧🏽 👦🏼 : uh, what?

🎅: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?

👧🏽 👦🏼 : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.

🎅: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE

when i walk into a room

#freespeech I hate free speech, after the return of glorious posadist communism the only words allowable will be "yes" and "no" along with the phrase "slap my dingle dangle"

@starwall