jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

If you've never been at risk of deportation, I can tell you straight up, it's ten times worse than whatever you imagine it is like.

I am like one of the safest immigrants to my country imaginable and the risk of deportation still gives me ridiculous amounts of anxiety. I can't begin to imagine how it feels for those who are genuinely at risk. The liberal media portrays deportation as Something That Happens. It's scandalous when you put people in cages is part of the process, they tell, but otherwise it's totally fine. It's fucking not.

@annachronism @WeedSenpai
there's like, a real intense angle to the phrase "cum infection" and I'm trying go figure out what exactly it is but i think it involves turning into a slimegirl

@CoronaCoreanici will you put the 'ram' in 'ramification'

Holy shit, this blew up harder than on hellsite

Here's my soundcloud: lorx.us/favor

And a worthy call for help I saw recently: https://weirder.earth/@dzuk/101344397780481949

If any of you ever need a math consultant for your naughty teacher porn blackboards PLEASE contact me, PhD students don't make enough and I want to put hilarious overly well-thought out math in unlikely places and I'm available for very reasonable rates

𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸

@garfiald

🎅: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!

👧🏽 👦🏼 : uh, what?

🎅: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?

👧🏽 👦🏼 : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.

🎅: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE

when i walk into a room

#freespeech I hate free speech, after the return of glorious posadist communism the only words allowable will be "yes" and "no" along with the phrase "slap my dingle dangle"

@starwall