jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

RT @fermatslibrary@twitter.com

Here's a useful counterintuitive fact: one 18 inch pizza has more 'pizza' than two 12 inch pizzas

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/fermatslibrary/status/1082273172114862083

toast is really good and patient.

dark brotherhood meeting this week at the hot topic don't be late

we saw this painting today, it’s like if werner herzog was a koala

Kenshiro explodes Nazis and gives free heathcare. Also he feeds dogs.

Current status: furious that you can't sort objects by likes on thingiverse.

Know better than me? Please let me know 😆

OK I actually live how Sakura just happens to be waring trans pride-coloured shorts during Lilly's coming out scenes!

(I swear those shorts are pink white and blue, my camera's just bad w/ screens)

@DirectorBlack It's a millipede, it won't hurt you unless you're a pile of dead leaves.

@CornishRepublicanArmy @cambrian_era I love them they're doing a great job

You could ride this thing around like a cot on legs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/adai1a/arthropleura_an_extinct_prehistoric_millipede_and/

me, about to betray my business partner, who is a terrible negotiator, and throw them into a well: well well well, what have we here

the radiohead song "fake plastic trees" implies the existence of real plastic trees.

what genus are they? in what climate do they grow? how are their fruits converted to plastic? radiohead has no answers, only more questions