someone on twitter: it’s easy to ignore your own flaws and nitpick others—
me: tell me how
them: excuse me?
me (trembling): how do you ignore your own flaws. tell me the secret

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Jan 11, 2019, 20:34

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**spineberg (resplendent)** @spineberg@mastodon.social · Jan 11, 2019, 20:34

Jan 11, 2019, 20:34

spineberg (resplendent) @spineberg@mastodon.social

#enbys for #arson

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**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 08:17

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 08:17

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lewd

@the_gayest_doggo @slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
That being said, would you like to make a contract and become a Mahou Bottom?
／人◕-)(-◕人＼

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 08:14

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 08:14

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lewd

@the_gayest_doggo @slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
If you don't purify your bottom, the curse will grow. At one point, your bottom burst and you're reborn as a top. You'll spend the rest of your existence topping as many people as you have bottomed for.

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 08:11

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 08:11

Jan 18, 2019, 08:11

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lewd

@the_gayest_doggo
If bottoms are born out of hopes and wishes then tops are born out of curses.
@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 08:07

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 08:07

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@starwall
Plz uwu

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Jan 18, 2019, 07:12

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**Starwall the Science Ball** @starwall@radical.town · Jan 18, 2019, 07:12

Jan 18, 2019, 07:12

Starwall the Science Ball @starwall@radical.town

John Wick livetooting

why in the hell do these Russians like american rap so much

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**jk I'm all about that bread** · Jan 18, 2019, 04:13

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**crows call me breadlady** @garbados@toot.cat · Jan 18, 2019, 04:13

Jan 18, 2019, 04:13

crows call me breadlady @garbados@toot.cat

eco-dystopian stoner romcom

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Jan 18, 2019, 05:16

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**Starwall the Science Ball** @starwall@radical.town · Jan 18, 2019, 05:16

Jan 18, 2019, 05:16

Starwall the Science Ball @starwall@radical.town

I fucking love to create things.

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Jan 18, 2019, 06:42

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🚲 @the_gayest_doggo@whomst.dog · Jan 18, 2019, 06:42

Jan 18, 2019, 06:42

🚲 @the_gayest_doggo@whomst.dog

@moonman asdlgkjasdf clean your GOSH DARN instance

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 06:52

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 06:52

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@the_gayest_doggo
I can't even see his profile. Maybe that fucker blocked me too.
@starwall

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 06:51

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Jan 18, 2019, 06:51

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@the_gayest_doggo
Really? Because not only can he reply, he also was able to retoot my post. I wish manual blocking is possible on Mastodon.
@starwall