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Dectective Pikachu has now been rated NC-17 for "flagrant, uncontrollable ass-eating"

anticapitalism, awkward 

PROFESSOR: so tell me why are you all are taking this class on social media?
EVERYONE: *some variation on “I like instagram and want a job”*
ME: I’m interested in the ways social media allow companies to assert ownership over organically formed communities… *tents fingers* and how to put a stop to that
PROFESSOR (nervous): …ok

I saw a new gender-word today that I'm already kind of in love with:

Femby!! :heart_nb:

:blobcheerbounce:

and I would have gotten away with it if it werent for that meddling claque and their talking cat !!

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@fountainofwonder@monsterpit.net
Spiders will eat the bourgeoisie!

@sexybenfranklin
Putting hope in beaucracy and expect them to not be corrupted at this poont is fantasy. People must take this matter into their own hands.

@fountainofwonder@monsterpit.net
It's okie! Just offer food next time you see spooders uwu
PS: mealworms work but roaches are better.

Welp. I have been hit with one too many unexpected expenses and I'm officially Broke for the rest of the month. If you've got a couple bucks you can toss toward groceries, I'd really appreciate it.

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
Venmo.com/Noelle-Anthony-2

@fountainofwonder@monsterpit.net
Please no slander! Comrade spiders would never approve beaucracy!

New life goal: tell every spider in the world they are beautiful

@shriekingmarxist
These people are so full of contradictions you'd wonder if they realize the irony of all this

jokey screenshot, micro 

@Proxy@snouts.online
@ShugoWah@snouts.online

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