jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

How can y'all call yourselves communists if you're not even a switch?

If you domme someone into domming someone else that’s called playing domminoes.

Today's mood:

unisex - you can only have sex one time in it (not reusable)

asexual - reproduces without a partner

bisexual - a thing that happens twice per sex

homosexual - having sex at the same time as your partner(s)

heterosexual - having sex, but not at the same time as your partner(s)

pansexual - having sex with everyone and everything in the world simultaneously

metrosexual - having sex exclusively while on public transportation

"Excuse me, is this guy bothering you miss?" I ask myself, motioning to the man who's talking to me.

Dectective Pikachu has now been rated NC-17 for "flagrant, uncontrollable ass-eating"

PROFESSOR: so tell me why are you all are taking this class on social media?
EVERYONE: *some variation on “I like instagram and want a job”*
ME: I’m interested in the ways social media allow companies to assert ownership over organically formed communities… *tents fingers* and how to put a stop to that
PROFESSOR (nervous): …ok

I saw a new gender-word today that I'm already kind of in love with:

Femby!!

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1096457873570316289

and I would have gotten away with it if it werent for that meddling claque and their talking cat !!