jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Poverty: joining a hackathon not because you think you can contribute anything substantial but because they're offering a T-shirt to participants and you haven't gotten new clothing since 2017

Before you ask, yes, I have seriously been told that I, someone who has lived in poverty for the last ten years, should examine my privilege before I criticize Marie Kondo's "throw away anything that doesn't delight you" approach to life.

jack twitter: "look, I have invented hunger"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "jeez, jack, did you really think fasting for 16 hours gave you unique insights?"

marie kondo: "look, I have invented simplicity"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "FUCK YOU MARIE KONDO IS A GODDESS MAYBE /YOU/ ARE THE PRIVILEGED ONE DID YOU THINK OF THAT HUH"

May viramoric people find success in their lives.

edgelord on tumblr: haha asexuals be like "me no fucky xD"
me: what are you a cop

people who make ace moodboards of horrible people as jokes are cops and thats the tea

In the hometown of Jeff $150,000,000,000 Bezos, mass tent cities of working, many college educated homeless people. And Amazon fighting tooth and nail to kill programs to help homeless to up profit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQOfrzISNz4

Seattle's Tale of Two Cities, neofeudalism at its finest.

Hallelujah! You cast a weird spell from an old book that turned you into a huge jaguar! #AlwaysChanging

yes

@chronicallymoe non-binary genders: have existed for hundreds of years, have plenty of easily accessible dictionary definitions, have a thriving community of people who id that way and are happy to answer legitimate questions

some fucknut: ehehehe u kno what'll just REALLY throw these people off? pretending their gender is incomprehensible/fake. bc they've never heard that one b4 and they care about my opinion personally, so it will definitely be very upsetting 4 them !

“you a cop?” “no I’m FBI” the x files is the weirdest show on the planet

The pictures Doris doesn't want you to see! (p46)

#mastocats #cats

hey so the only income we have is the little bit we get monthly on our patreon. we are frequently in need for groceries, meds, school bullshit, doctor's appointments. it happens enough that we figured we should make a more pinnable post.

https://www.patreon.com/Fidgetcetera to help us monthly, and https://www.paypal.me/fidgetcetera to help more immediately (always welcome)

also ppl can always DM for the personal paypal which takes less fees, and boosts are welcome!

Apparently one of our social media guys wanted to see what would happen if the gray market anarchist cooperative I work with got a Twitter.

The answer is that the account got restricted almost immediately.

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1108431772692426752

theyre really fucking cool cuz like... theyre essentially half plant