jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@GreenandBlack And yet when I try to explain this sh!t to my family they metaphorically plug their ears start ranting about basic economics as if that magically makes it okay.

@GreenandBlack "Sorry, but a sheet of paper somewhere says that guy actually owns it, those are just the rules"

llama but underwater

Poverty: joining a hackathon not because you think you can contribute anything substantial but because they're offering a T-shirt to participants and you haven't gotten new clothing since 2017

Before you ask, yes, I have seriously been told that I, someone who has lived in poverty for the last ten years, should examine my privilege before I criticize Marie Kondo's "throw away anything that doesn't delight you" approach to life.

jack twitter: "look, I have invented hunger"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "jeez, jack, did you really think fasting for 16 hours gave you unique insights?"

marie kondo: "look, I have invented simplicity"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "FUCK YOU MARIE KONDO IS A GODDESS MAYBE /YOU/ ARE THE PRIVILEGED ONE DID YOU THINK OF THAT HUH"

May viramoric people find success in their lives.

edgelord on tumblr: haha asexuals be like "me no fucky xD"
me: what are you a cop

people who make ace moodboards of horrible people as jokes are cops and thats the tea

In the hometown of Jeff $150,000,000,000 Bezos, mass tent cities of working, many college educated homeless people. And Amazon fighting tooth and nail to kill programs to help homeless to up profit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQOfrzISNz4

Seattle's Tale of Two Cities, neofeudalism at its finest.

Hallelujah! You cast a weird spell from an old book that turned you into a huge jaguar! #AlwaysChanging

yes

@chronicallymoe non-binary genders: have existed for hundreds of years, have plenty of easily accessible dictionary definitions, have a thriving community of people who id that way and are happy to answer legitimate questions

some fucknut: ehehehe u kno what'll just REALLY throw these people off? pretending their gender is incomprehensible/fake. bc they've never heard that one b4 and they care about my opinion personally, so it will definitely be very upsetting 4 them !

“you a cop?” “no I’m FBI” the x files is the weirdest show on the planet