jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Fun game: getting alt-right chuds all riled up by pointing out that none of the Founding Fathers and none of the first seven presidents were born in the United States.

You get a dopamine! You get a dopamine! YOU get a dopamine! EVERY BODY GETS A DOPAMINE

@PaladinQuinn or any government for that matter

Spicy take or not you decide.

leaf wings...

#leaf #wings #butterfly #camouflage #animatedgif

@GreenandBlack And yet when I try to explain this sh!t to my family they metaphorically plug their ears start ranting about basic economics as if that magically makes it okay.

@GreenandBlack "Sorry, but a sheet of paper somewhere says that guy actually owns it, those are just the rules"

Poverty: joining a hackathon not because you think you can contribute anything substantial but because they're offering a T-shirt to participants and you haven't gotten new clothing since 2017

Before you ask, yes, I have seriously been told that I, someone who has lived in poverty for the last ten years, should examine my privilege before I criticize Marie Kondo's "throw away anything that doesn't delight you" approach to life.

jack twitter: "look, I have invented hunger"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "jeez, jack, did you really think fasting for 16 hours gave you unique insights?"

marie kondo: "look, I have invented simplicity"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "FUCK YOU MARIE KONDO IS A GODDESS MAYBE /YOU/ ARE THE PRIVILEGED ONE DID YOU THINK OF THAT HUH"

May viramoric people find success in their lives.