jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

You Must Read My Toots With The Cadence Of A Texan Woman For The Full Effect

@JohnBrownJr
Broke: findomming
Woke: neocolonialism

@DayGloChainsaw this imperialism shit got me honking like a goose

@JohnBrownJr
yanking my hog when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as cum runs down my leg,

*saluting as I cum* troop, yes, troop! This nut’s for you, Sir! Ten hut!!

Blasting ropes: For The Troops

Respect the troops by sending them a cum tribute this holiday season!

The virgin reformist vs the chad abolitionist

anyone want some puppy?

the timeline on this site is absolute chaos but in a highly entertaining way tbh

@cholemaglia I wish I was Jared.....19.....never learned to read..

sea slugs for lesbian rights

LOOK AT THESE GOOD BOYS

birds aren't real i should know i am one

Eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt