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gun mentions 

If you claim to be an anarchist, you can NOT support gun control. Period. What the fuck kind of anarchist is like “yeah no government but also the government should keep people from getting guns”

my mom: Whats in the box?

me, looking at the box filled with cocaine and bones: You wouldn't understand....

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This website allows me to make cursed content en masse.

Mah mah THEY AFTER ME

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THE KINS

*baffled * THE KINS!?

Broke: ethical consumption under capitalism

Woke: ethical consumption of capitalists

Piracy hot take 

I find it strange that checking out a book, movie, or music CD from a library does not really benefit the creator directly but it isn't stigmatized as heavily as piracy. The internet is the infinite library, where taking a copy for yourself doesn't deprive anyone else of that material and you can make as many copies as you need by yourself and share them.

Piracy had the same effect on culture as libraries and we need to not stigmatize it.

The most unrealistic thing about Monolpoly is capitalists going to jail

sex is for nerds, sleeping in the same bed as someone you love is the real reason to have a s/o

Don't @ me 

Opinion: if a police officer has killed someone in ANY situation, something has gone wrong. any kind of death on the job should be treated as a serious offense, with unpaid leave until the incident is cleared as a necessary use of force. Maybe this will cut down on shooting first and asking questions later and encourage officers to actually de-escalate

science based 100% dragon mmo 

you download the new mmo game everyone has been talking about. it was hyped up on reddit years ago but you never thought it would come out

you enter the game world. all there is is dragon. the ground is dragon, the sky is dragon, you're dragon. you can't breathe because the air is thick with dragon. every particle of matter in the game universe is dragon. every dragon is millions more dragons underneath.

at least it's realistic and science based

Once I had a dream that I made the most hated comment ever on Reddit and it was downvoted by everyone on the site and people bought me like a negative gold that kept me from logging in

companies making christmas ads now is just another reason we have to destroy capitalism tbh

the real reason the only horny ppl on this website are porn accounts is because whilst we haven't verbally acknowledged it, none of us have the heart to use the phrase "thirst toots"

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