jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

person in car: toot
me: hello fellow mastodon user

@dankwraith @jzs42069
Man now I'm thinking about how tight it would be to start an organization that basically served as a prosthetic for this culture that's been lost. Kinda like the boy scouts but with nontoxic masculinity and community building instead of manifest-destiny patriotism and Christian Values™

I can toot ANYTHING

This week's theme is: Homestuck quotes I can use to debilitatingly burn the Mastodon community.

i literally love mastodon you guys are so neat

Tommorow is fingers in his ass Sunday

@danishcookies

> implying it isn't already

Tumblr is going down in flame. Grab your friends and just fucking run. Soon it's just gonna be full of Nazis and TERFs.

bröther may i have some tööts

@dankwraith @jzs42069
Pre-industrial: your maturity will be acknowledged through ceremony and your responsibilities to your community will be clearly stated and honored
Post-industrial: endless stagnant emotional adolescence combined with "you're never too young to make a mistake, and that's old enough to start a family"

#bongwatergang