jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

can't believe twitter went out of their way to erase the rich, symbolic history of astrological colors. Like and Retoot if you believe twitter should restore colors to their astrological signs.

Crud McRustMeat

i wanna hold a hand

a recent scientific study has proven that I am, in fact, a completely irredeemable and chaotic bastard

@probablynotbees seal: "Doesn't this weather just makes you wanna shove eels up my nose?"
scientist: "Please don't"

Live yoar dreams!!!!!!!!

hey y'all if you need a laugh read this article on how scientists are "gently pleading" for seals to "make better choices" bc they keep getting eels stuck up their noses
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/07/make-better-choices-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seals-keep-getting-eels-stuck-up-their-noses-scientists-want-them-stop/

person in car: toot
me: hello fellow mastodon user

@dankwraith @jzs42069
Man now I'm thinking about how tight it would be to start an organization that basically served as a prosthetic for this culture that's been lost. Kinda like the boy scouts but with nontoxic masculinity and community building instead of manifest-destiny patriotism and Christian Values™

I can toot ANYTHING

This week's theme is: Homestuck quotes I can use to debilitatingly burn the Mastodon community.

i literally love mastodon you guys are so neat

Tommorow is fingers in his ass Sunday

@danishcookies

> implying it isn't already

Tumblr is going down in flame. Grab your friends and just fucking run. Soon it's just gonna be full of Nazis and TERFs.