jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

hey fun fact about me! im physically forced to be a vegetarian because i have a severe intolerence to meat! on the same note, i have no gag reflex because of an incident at a barbecue 4 years ago!

if someone invented vegetarian fried chicken that tasted exactly like regular fried chicken i would never eat anything else

fuck capitalism

hello i am back !!!!!!!!
lucky i did not die
please do not eat raw pancakes. my tummy hurts

@LuckyLuciano
Why did you make me see this?

every time i post something dumb and people DON'T make fun of me for it, it really makes me :")

I would sooner die of an 18th century disease than I would visit a doctor

So we have some racist shitbag neighbors and they have had a few shitty racist stickers on their jeep. The first time I just took the sticker off and left, but then they put a tr*mp sticker in its place, so I replaced it with this antifa sticker

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Bean did not want a kiss

@Gargron who did you consult in order to determine that the directory was a useful and necessary feature?

Of Course Republicans Are Trying to Stop Florida's Felon Re-Enfranchisement Measure -
https://splinternews.com/of-course-republicans-are-trying-to-stop-floridas-felon-1830929983

yall want some luigi borad

followers, join me in the worms place

If your alien race is genderless, by default nonbinary, its not really good or accurate representation.

Nbs are so important bc were diverging from the imposed gender binary. Imposing a single gender as a species standard isnt any better.

hearing people talk about things they like is so fucking good even if i dont understand