jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

me logging onto mastodon and all my followers rejoicing

Greetings fellow LGBTQIA
I present you with my cats - the standard internet salutation
Meet Fred and George Weasely. They are Twins

@danishcookies He is! He loves to stretch for us when we feed him. He can rest his paws on the counter.

raise ur glass if ur feeling lonely af

@danishcookies A FRI--------END!!!!!!!! A PAL!!!!!!!! A WOND-ERFUL ASSOCIAT--------E!!!!!!!!!

Solidareco estas popola tenereco.

wow. what a strange creature.

truly incredible, how amorphous.

Click the picture. I beg you. I caught him mid stretch.

Comcast rejected by small town—residents vote for municipal fiber instead -

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/12/comcast-rejected-by-small-town-residents-vote-for-municipal-fiber-instead/

ya know the giant abandoned mall we all go to in our surreal dreams

some bitch: oh so youre selectivly mute?
me:

@Gargron EUGEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

not being able to get on Mastodon for six minutes felt like going through withdrawal never do that again

are we just gonna cycle through being horny for every smash character. am i gonna log on tomorrow and see everyone being horny for king k rool

Being on this site has ruined the way I speak. Today I said "Jesus can pee his pants" without even looking up from what I was doing and everyone around me was Very Concerned