jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

guillotine me like i'm a dirty pig, daddy

Thanks to the destruction wreaked upon the planet by the capitalist class, our descendants may feel prostalgia for the Earth itself.

fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

@root Tingles all your holes AND your mind

mewtwo looks like a $900 vibrator.

hmm theres a small non corporate gym 10 minutes away by bike that is decently affordable and they give you a free personal training session when you get a monthly membership... maybe i'll do it

me when someone looks over my shoulder as i’m composing my next TOOT!

epic

dont fucking @ me if you dont butter your cereal 😤 😤

skadiddle skadoodle someone touch my noodle

sometimes you just unknowingly insult the president of iceland to his face

i hope the movie sonic has needle teeth

i...i know its gonna be porn but how can i NOT click with TAGS LIKE THESE

*loses at a video game*
*just starts violently screaming and ripping my clothes off down to the nude*