jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

T)(-EIR ONLY POST WAS LIT-ERALLY PORN B-EING COMM-ENT-ED ON SOM-EON-E -ELS-E'S POST.

*checks my watch* oh jeez! it's "i'm gay" o'clock

@citrustwee maybe if u update their wiki to say they come back to admin a new instance, then they will

lmao

30 minute trip downtown just turned into hour plus, fuck cops in my imo

😭 💚

i desire to get killed by hot fish ladies

straight people perish challenge

more feminist jeanette

I will never call myself a top. I don't need to, you know w)(at I am as soon as you talk to me.

Am not against Bottom s . But you are all so Anoying . God bles .

me: oh the reply bots aren't working... i'd better start all the services uwu
me: systemctl start reply-*
server: CPU USAGE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT... ALL CORES BUSY... DYING... HLEP... AAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: hmm maybe i'll turn them off for now

one of the greatest mysteries of science is where the hell did i put my earbuds, i literally never put them anywhere except one of two places

AMAB enbies are VALID!!