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acab 

they're fucking pig cartels, not "police unions"

pigs cannot have a union because pigs aren't workers

stress 

got too much shit to do forever and im stressed!!!!!!!

@em
Robin Hood employs totalitarian tactics and is solely a fantasy of the bourgeoisie.

@danishcookies @Dayglochainsaw
I imagine him shouting it all into a cup so he sounds like Darth Vader.

@em
My gender spans over the entire domain as a quantum wave function. It randomly turns into a new gender every time you measure it.

joke explainer 

@healyn uncancel me u coward!!!

@Si1997 @JohnBrownJr and if it is authoritarian, it's not communism! communism is inherently anti-authoritarian.

@TrannyOakley lmao i think i’ve rooted that exact sentiment before

party politics, birdsite take 

had to pass this along

we couldn't afford to get alexa or google now so we just record our conversations and email them to the government instead

Centrists are actually just practicing dialectical idealism really well, Hegel would be proud

Here is some tea, made especially for all of my followers ❤️

you have been visited by the AIRLINE SEAT EMOJI.
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this emoji is RARELY EVER USED and thus brings you GREAT FORTUNE. no action is required. enjoy your new good luck.

@hasya23
They said that "not much they can do about the aphobic mod" in their team after "a discussion". Seems to me like some sort of corrupted politics. Or that they just wanna protect their own social capital asset with little regard for aspec peeps.
@Roselia@radical.town

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