jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@eightbitsamurai "Gawrsh Donald, I thought it was because we serve an authoritarian despot who forbade us from doing it."

@byttyrs

historical materialist / metaphysical nonmaterialist crew

if you study math in any kind of abstract way you eventually either 1) become a nonmaterialist or 2) become a tegmark-esque chump who thinks that the entire world is literally numbers, like literal ass numbers

@LoveyDoveyArcticWolf you took the right path

Crimes from @Gaynebula

@lynnesbian "fuck off icarus" — the Sun, probably.

*flies too close to the sun*

@neufv
sometimes, to ensure i breathe clean air, i remove people like you from the planet

also the elephant is replaced with this

starting a new instance (thicc.nicc) where the notification sound is a clip of nic cage saying “i’m gonna steal the declaration of independence”