jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

the girls who do the best at being good girls are trans girls

Make sure you keep a Unicode hammer and sickle on your clipboard at all times for emergencies. ☭

Hey, Detective Conan? What the fuck?(cw cos you can see a person hanged themselves in the third panel)

I'm now in the "golden state." There's lots of stores. I'll keep you updated as things progress.

the thing i like about the fediverse is how it's decentralised so no single company can exert massive power over the internet :)

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*white boy voice* I don't get the Rush song "Red Barchetta" . . . what's up with all the sci-fi elements? How's a song about driving a car exciting at all?

kiss her on the gay agenda

i'm really trying to stick with stuff i know with this bit tbh and it's getting hard to find stuff to painfully miss the point on for a joke

my 11 year old nephew said, "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome. I Hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!"

my 11 year old niece said, "im a girl"

i said "cool me too"