jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

this asshole just struts around like he owns the place and nobody does shit about it. no more...no fucking more

kirby's epic gamercide

horses are NOT legal

my only memories from childhood:

- loving my wii more than i loved my family
- pretending to be a boy on club penguin to get a gf
- ugly crying on my 10th birthday bc my mom didn’t get me gta v

@lynnesbian cultural Marxism is when you put women in Ghostbusters. Societal Leninism is when you put black people in star wars

CULTURAL MARXISM
VERSUS
SOCIETAL LENINISM

FIGHT

why the fuck is there a bunch of white men debating whether or not "cultural leninism" has gone too far in my mentions
this has been going on for TWO DAYS

at this point, the only logical conclusion is that being on mastodon makes you charming and good-looking

“Ultima Thule” is actually a nickname – the little frostball is still officially called (486958) 2014 MU69. And it’s so far away that we barely know anything about it.

So far from the Sun that sunlight is scarcely brighter than starlight, it takes 295 years to complete a single orbit. It was only discovered 4 years ago.

Ultima Thule is only 30km in diameter and is currently 6.614 billion km away. The fact that we can send a spacecraft to it so accurately still amazes me.