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@lynnesbian

Are you telling me it's possible my google toilet, toothbrush, car and replacement soul could be collecting data on me???

you might not have known this, but google - the company you use for searching, email, maps, translation, data storage, watching videos, voice assistant tech, backing up your phone, storing photos, finding images, making purchases, making your phone's operating system, advertising, providing webfonts, running website analytics, providing captcha authentication, and browsing the internet - might be tracking you

this might come as a shock, but google, a company whose primary revenue source is advertising, might be collecting your data

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@Bronco
If you collect all 18 of them the foreskin dragon will appear to grant you a wish.
@garfiald

@Shrigglepuss@octodon.social
He should have just shown that to prove himself son of God instead of "healing magic". Much more convincing if you ask me.
@garfiald

Jesus's foreskin, known as the Holy Prepuce, was one of the many relics which circulated around Europe in the Middle Ages.

As David Farley writes, "Depending on what you read, there were eight, twelve, fourteen, or even 18 different holy foreskins in various European towns during the Middle Ages."

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Did you know that, according to Christian liturgy, New Year's Day is the day Jesus was circumcised?

lewdish, choking 

im pansexual, as in, " trans and nonbinary people can choke me unconscious"

The greatest bulwark of capitalism is militarism.
-- Emma Goldman

#anarchism #quote #bot

I merged all videos and text from an excellent thread...

RT @_heartsucker@twitter.com [Bio-location set to "Berlin", during New Year's midnight 2018/2019]:
Does anything say NYE like shooting off fireworks in front of a women’s prison? Here’s to a 2019 full of liberation.
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For a world without prisons.
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And until we reach that world, spending this evening shooting off fireworks with friends and strangers is the best way I could have spent it. I love y’all.

@policeinchains @garfiald
Just look at Contrapoints and how she is only a few steps away from truscums.

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