jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I would like to make a living building decorative cobblestone walls

@aflightybroad luigi is the most relatable fictional character in existence. the background character to beat all background characters. i love him as i love myself, for we are not so different at all

@dreamsofcheese ready player one.. more like ready player two. luigis revenge.

@nuttgodd
congratulations on becoming part of mastodons increasingly impenetrable lore

I can explain why goatse or groverhaus is funny but im not even going to try to explain this one

my cat is undisturbed by harsh noise music

it's twen-divine-teen. that's right, you're all deities now. smite a bitch

crows are highly intelligent and have cooperative association and they dont need jobs so its clearly objectively better than being a human

Doctor: *walks into exam room*

Doctor: "Did you know anyone can just buy a labcoat, stethoscope, and clipboard?"