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i know that i have disappointed my friends, colleagues, comrades, and lagangsna loving cats, and i'd just like to say a few words of apology in these trying times: 

𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸

@garfiald

pokéhorny, meta 

@Savrin@snouts.online
ayyyyyyyyy
@ShugoWah@snouts.online

🎅: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!

👧🏽 👦🏼 : uh, what?

🎅: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?

👧🏽 👦🏼 : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.

🎅: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE

#freespeech I hate free speech, after the return of glorious posadist communism the only words allowable will be "yes" and "no" along with the phrase "slap my dingle dangle"

pokéhorny, meta 

@Savrin@snouts.online
Quick question. Is snouts.online only for furries? What about scalies or terato?
@ShugoWah@snouts.online

greasing myself up and sliding around my profile and you can read my off brand sadposts now, @​hasya23

@dar@cybre.space
*nervously clutch my McDonalds fries necklace*

what are intestines and vital organs but the right balance of ibuprofen / nicotine / coffee so my head hurt less

i saw the best tooters of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical nudes,
dragging themselves through the discord servers at dawn looking for a cancellation,
angelheaded commies boosting for that ancient heavenly connection to the shitposting dynamo in the fediverse of night,

boost this and i'll give you a hacker/cyberpunk name based on my 0 knowledge of hacking or cyberpunk

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