jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

French cops drink so much pee pee juice they're not even any good at being cops. Look at them get fucking skeeted on

GOOD EVENING, LOVERLIES!!!!!

@danishcookies @CyclopsCaveman https://mobile.twitter.com/cuttothefeelin/status/1025887048446685184

If we assume that Brexit is inevitable, The left needs a plan to prevent the UK from becoming a neoliberal tax haven hell hole

relationship advice: if she's the one, give her a sword

if my oldest doesnt murder me, i'm not doing a good job as a father

relationship advice: women do not like stands, do nOT show her your stand

nicknames for The Big Bang Theory are still my favorite thing
- The Bag Pang Theory
- The Big Band Threnody
- The Ping Pong Thoreau
- The Pib Bab Thallium
- The Palm Balm Dimethylmercury
- The Pig Pen Ornithopter

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did people seriously think infinity war was a good movie??? lmao

what's up gamers, i'm pontius pilate and today we're gonna visit the judicial murder yard

me: authority isnt derived from farcical aquatic ceremonies and swords distributed by weird water ladies

me, after getting a sword: all shall bend to my will

Throwback to when this white lady gave me free money in the grocery store because she saw me buying frozen food and soda.

I took the money lol but...

Bitch I'm not buying this shit cuz I'm poor I'm buying this shit cuz I'm lazy.

all these news stories that keep coming up about the government shutdown fail to show that the shutdown disproportionately affects *working class people* who rely on government aid

you know what kind of aid can't be shut down at the whim of the ruling class? community mutual aid

replace your government today!

basically: help someone who you're not expected to help