jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es
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transphobes/aphobes/biphobes/panphobes and pedos please kindly fuck off
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more fantasy forests should be alive, vengeful, and ready to fuckin eighty-six any dumbass that wants to fuck with them
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The Lorax could easily be solved if the forest just fucking murdered everyone that dared to touch it
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communist crickets
can u even imagine being a cuban diplomat who was expelled from the US because a bunch of US diplomats in cuba’s ears got bothered by crickets 🦗 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/04/science/sonic-attack-cuba-crickets.html
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sexual, joke, uwu
Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.
*sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo*
self hate
Never think self-hate is only harmful for yourself. I have never seen a case which it does not gradually leak into how you perceive and treat others in the form of malice and hostility.
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RT @fermatslibrary@twitter.com
Here's a useful counterintuitive fact: one 18 inch pizza has more 'pizza' than two 12 inch pizzas
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/fermatslibrary/status/1082273172114862083
whisper in their ear those three little words
@CyclopsCaveman
"hewwo mistew Obama"
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dark brotherhood meeting this week at the hot topic don't be late
dysphoria
@audrey
awww *hugs*
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we saw this painting today, it’s like if werner herzog was a koala
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Kenshiro explodes Nazis and gives free heathcare. Also he feeds dogs.
@sexybenfranklin
Ah well brocialists are everywhere on facebook too.
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Current status: furious that you can't sort objects by likes on thingiverse.
Know better than me? Please let me know 😆
Semi-lewd communism chickens
@DragonessDella@octodon.social :3
Semi-lewd communism chickens
@DragonessDella@octodon.social I thought this was a snouts.online post
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Zombieland Saga
OK I actually live how Sakura just happens to be waring trans pride-coloured shorts during Lilly's coming out scenes! 
(I swear those shorts are pink white and blue, my camera's just bad w/ screens)
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transphobes/aphobes/biphobes/panphobes and pedos please kindly fuck off
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