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today i learnt that famed science fiction author h. g. wells also wrote the first published tabletop wargame

so that's cool

he subtitled it "a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys’ games and books"

so that's not at all cool

there’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t take some time off for self care

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John Wick livetooting 

alright so his free car has been ruined

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John Wick livetooting 

This movie could have just as easily been called "Assassin's Creed" because it's kind of all about what you don't do as an assassin.

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John Wick livetooting 

Oh shit now the Russian boss is killing the assassin that had a soft spot for John Wick.

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someone on twitter: it’s easy to ignore your own flaws and nitpick others—
me: tell me how
them: excuse me?
me (trembling): how do you ignore your own flaws. tell me the secret

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@the_gayest_doggo @slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
That being said, would you like to make a contract and become a Mahou Bottom?
/人◕-)(-◕人\

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@the_gayest_doggo @slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
If you don't purify your bottom, the curse will grow. At one point, your bottom burst and you're reborn as a top. You'll spend the rest of your existence topping as many people as you have bottomed for.

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@the_gayest_doggo
If bottoms are born out of hopes and wishes then tops are born out of curses.
@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club

John Wick livetooting 

why in the hell do these Russians like american rap so much

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