jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

see also: ask any queer what they’d do if they win the lottery. at least half the time the answer is “buy a house, start a commune, be able to support more of the people close to me”

because that’s the kind of thing we dream about at night, the hope of being able to relieve each other’s precarity

why hath the lord delivered this wonderful creature unto me

my cat is so soft....

@Bisexuhell i think you mean how did i get an advance copy of windows 10 ultimate

The individual, his freedom and reason, are the products of society, and not vice versa: society is not the product of individuals comprising it; and the higher, the more fully the individual is developed, the greater his freedom.
-- Mikhail Bakunin

#anarchism #quote #bot

SISTER: this reddit post says the FDA classifies honey as raw meat; that’s so cursed
MOM: that doesn’t sound right
DAD: do you believe everything you read on social media?
ME: oh my god it doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not
DAD (irate): no, it’s misinformation, you can’t let it spread
MOM: …it says online it’s classified as a type of sugar
DAD: this is why it’s important to cite your sources
ME: you know what, I’m tired of treating “facts” as a moral imperative—
SISTER: I’m uh, going to the bathroom
ME: most people do not make decisions based on facts!!
MOM: that’s not true!
ME: …was that a fact or an extrapolation?
MOM: not all—
BOB EVANS WAITER: here’s the check i hope you have a lovely evening

ocarina of crime

Martin Luther King Jr. Was a Union Man - http://inthesetimes.com/working/entry/21692/martin_luther_king_jr_union_labor_racism_socialism/