jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Post: Good morning everyone, I love you all!
Me: *checks time* it's afternoon and I don't believe you

Friend: I'm going to the toilet
Me: be safe, have fun!

i like the night. i enjoy rainy days. i bask in the full moon.

i've always had an attraction to nature's darker side. the shadows feed my curiosity; the night feeds my creativity, my imagination, and my soul.

yes, i am exactly the kind of guy who will call your use of a marxist concept reifying, dab, and push the door instead of pulling when i try to leave, realise that door is inexplicably locked, push the other door, then pull it, then trip over my shoelaces, fall over and die

money things for me are a little dire right now, so i thought to make a post like this.
taking nudes for people is something i really like, and theyre really nice photos too
so its £10 for 4, and if you want more you'll have to do the maths! so like, £15 for 6, £20 for 8 etc.

if you're looking for a kinda preview of my work i'll probably post something soon (consider them nudes-lite)
also DM me if u got questions❤️

would it be crazy to say Bad Romance is one of the best songs of like, the last 20 years. i feel like it's probably top 5, if not 3.