jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

as brocialists take over the internet, "Feminists Recked" compilations on youtube will be steadily replaced with "Slavoj Zizek Says The N-Word Compilation (EPIC)"

i'm so tired of seeing people on the left sharing posts literally saying "DO NOT ALLOW yourself to think negatively about ANY of the nominees" and how the only goal 'we' should have is getting the cheeto out of office.

i feel like the last elections only just ended, where people were saying that "we'll complain about their shortcomings after the election to force them to the left", but without having seen any of that, here's the next election, gotta shut up again

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And especially you, the person reading this!

Feel free to add more in replies ^_^

Also:
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And again y'all, the people reading this!

Post: Good morning everyone, I love you all!
Me: *checks time* it's afternoon and I don't believe you

Friend: I'm going to the toilet
Me: be safe, have fun!

i like the night. i enjoy rainy days. i bask in the full moon.

i've always had an attraction to nature's darker side. the shadows feed my curiosity; the night feeds my creativity, my imagination, and my soul.

yes, i am exactly the kind of guy who will call your use of a marxist concept reifying, dab, and push the door instead of pulling when i try to leave, realise that door is inexplicably locked, push the other door, then pull it, then trip over my shoelaces, fall over and die

money things for me are a little dire right now, so i thought to make a post like this.
taking nudes for people is something i really like, and theyre really nice photos too
so its £10 for 4, and if you want more you'll have to do the maths! so like, £15 for 6, £20 for 8 etc.

if you're looking for a kinda preview of my work i'll probably post something soon (consider them nudes-lite)
also DM me if u got questions❤️