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alcohol 

Tired: free booze
Wired: free boobs

also representation of disability

theres gon be actual wheelchair emoji instead of just the ♿ symbol

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What if multiple otakus marry the same video game character? :blobhyperthink:

@AudreyJune
Hmmm I guess for me the sexiness got drained from the beginning for me cuz I loath imperialist soldiers with the very core of my being.

@streetvalkyrie@radical.town
Ooooh yeah that's a much healthier alternative
@AudreyJune

I live by a military base, so I see a lot of people in uniform.

Whenever a butch woman in BDU’s walks by, I am torn between “I can’t believe you sold us out” and “goddamn, you look good doing it.”

@AudreyJune
I mean the fucks in uniform can be hot but my pure instinct at the sight of them is whispering "disgusting parasites" under my breath.

mr blobby cumming into a harmonica 

@DylTheFunkyHomosexual
Isn't this more like cumming THROUGH a harmonica?
@Pixley @scribblefrog@glitterkitten.co.uk @sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk

@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town
Awww. Oh boi I sure hope batman doesn't go liberal on this one.

@badical exactly. The thing that fetishizes fertility, especially women’s fertility.

@AudreyJune Ohhh the thing that gave us calling women whores for having premarital sex?

@badical

Straight culture: the thing that produced gender reveal parties.

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